We here at caedmonscall.net are proud to announce our first engagement. To view the happy couple, pictured here with “Acoustic” Joe Bassett and his wife, Rhonda, at an “undisclosed location”, read on.
A recent submission from an anonymous source close to the band’s guitar tech’s uncle’s coworker’s dentist sheds some insight into what we can expect with Caedmon’s Call’s next release. Interestingly enough, Josh Moore dropped a few subtle hints at us during our chat with the band that add even more weight to this rumor.
We’ve received word from an inside source that Danielle Young has decided to take some time off from the band in order to stay at home in Houston with the Youngs’ two daughters. In an attempt to fill her role in the band, our sources are telling us that the band is accepting bids from other female recording artists. Though there is no clear cut favorite at this point, we hear that the list of those in contention includes Twila Paris, Charlotte Church, Leigh Nash, Shakira, Debbie Gibson, Megan Tardiff, RuPaul, and Christie Bragg. If we hear anything else regarding this rumor, we will pass it along.
In an effort to replace caedmonscall.com as the official website of Caedmon’s Call, we have hired the services of a well-respected hacker to replace the current official website with our own wonderful site. The massive attack should happen this weekend and will ultimately result in our site being loaded whenever someone tries to access caedmonscall.com. If all goes well, the attack will do irreparable damage to caedmonscall.com and will leave the management of the band no choice but to enlist our services to carry on the CC legacy in cyberspace (a task we will gladly carry out, of course). Just thought we’d give you a heads up…have a nice day.