Rumors of a New CC Member Are Rampant

Okay, okay, okay. We’ve all heard rumors that Caedmon’s Call is about to become an eight-piece. [And if you've not heard the rumors, you must not be on the Rumor Forum.] There’s some speculation that a former member might come back, and while we think that could be pretty freakin’ awesome, I … have a different take.

There’s this one guy who’s been very influential with the band over the past few years. He’s been on the payroll, indirectly. They consult him about stuff way more than they do me. [Hey, jealousy.] They even took him to Ecuador. So, I posit that the new member of Caedmon’s Call will be:

Caedmon’s Call with Bryan Allain

… Bryan Allain.

[And yes, I know that's Mark Polack in the photo. Caedmon's seems to be going through bass players like Spinal Tap went through drummers. And hey, I haven't heard from Doomsday lately ... I hope he didn't spontaneously combust!]

Don’t believe me? He’s already played with the band.

Remember, folks: you heard it here first. Bryan is the new member of Caedmon’s Call.

I will now go light myself on fire.

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7 Responses to Rumors of a New CC Member Are Rampant

  1. Jeff H says:

    *whew* for a while there I was afraid I was going to get PhotoChopped into this picture.

    Better Bryan than me. He handles complaining fans so much better.

  2. tk says:

    Freakin awesome. This couldn’t be cooler.

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  4. tk says:

    No… my comment was a… Red… comment…

  5. Since I took that picture, I’m proclaiming myself the new official band photographer.

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  7. Connie Carroll says:

    I love this song!

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