Justice Young
We have it on good authority that Cliff Young, frontman for Caedmon’s Call, will replace Sandra Day O’Connor as a Supreme Court Justice. We hear that his first act on the Court will be to rule further performances of “Nothing Is Ever Enough” by former Caedmon’s member Derek Webb as unconstitutional, and, should Webb refuse to stop playing the song, U.S. Marshals will ensure that Webb is forced to get a diamond stud. More on this as news breaks.