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Ugly Hazing Incident
By Geof F. Morris | May 28, 2003
While hazing is a practice that is frowned upon at most college campuses, it appears the members of Caedmon’s Call aren’t afraid to humiliate a new touring band member once in a while.
Once again we sent one of our rogue agents deep into the Caedmon’s Call camp to see what could be dug up. Once again the mission was successful. (you might remember the attempt at songwriting Jeff Miller made last year that was recovered from a tour bus trashcan.)
Our agent hacked on to the top secret Caedmon’s computer network using pseudo-reverse encryption tactics and while rummaging through the file directory happened upon a folder named ‘Andy_Hazing’. Apparently the band spent more than a few hours concoting various pranks and jokes to play on Andy as part of his initiation into the Caedmon’s Call touring family.
One subfolder in particular caught our attention. It was entitled “Lets_all_put_graffiti_on_andys_face”. The folder contained a picture of andrew’s face, along with a handful of copies of said picture that had been doctored and compromised in an obvious attempt by the members of the band to belittle and haze andy. While we at [caedmonscall.net] do not condone such behavior, we will gladly share with you the pictures we found.
we believe this to be the original picture

quite apathetic…someone in the band mailed it in on this one.

hey everyone, it’s Bozo Osenga!

We’re guessing Cliff was responsible for this one

Neo Osenga?

“Going for the ‘used car salesman’ look, Andrew decided to buy Don King’s hair and mustache on Ebay.”

the love child of Phil Joel and Kate Hudson?

the new Marlboro Man

the next time you see the band, be sure to chide them for such childish behavior.
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